Bradford is Moving on Up!

Bradford football moves up to 63 in national poll

9/20 6:40 p.m.

Bradford was ranked 63rd in the RivalsHigh 100 national football poll on Monday.
Coach Jed Kennedy’s Red Devils, the only Wisconsin team in the poll, were ranked 74th a week ago. It marked the first time Bradford had cracked a national poll and the first time a County team was nationally ranked since 2001 (Tremper).
Bradford, 4-0, is at Racine Horlick on Friday.

Kenosha Woman Surrenders to Police

UPDATE: Woman surrenders to police

9/20 6:36 p.m.

A woman who was holed up in her home after firing a gunshot this afternoon has surrendered to police without incident.
The standoff ended about 6:30 p.m. when the woman reportedly told police she was coming out of the home in the 3700 block of 2200 Avenue and did so, immediately being placed in police squad car and taken from the scene.
Police were first called to the home about 11 a.m. for a report of a woman waving a gun and threatening to kill herself.
When an officer knocked on her door, she reportedly fired a shot out the window.
No one was hurt.
The Kenosha County Tactical Response Team was called, and authorities blocked off 22nd Avenue from 35th Street to Washington Road.

Brian Regan- Dinner Party

Kenny Chesney - "Reality"

Spicy Shrimp Bake

1 1/2 lb  large shrimp, peeled and deveined
juice of 2 limes
few drops of hot red pepper sauce

2 tbsp olive oil
2 red onions

3 hot red chiles (or something not as potent if serving to kids), seeded and minced

3 garlic cloves, minced

salt and freshly ground black pepper

1 cup heavy cream

3/4 cup shredded Gruyere cheese (or mozzerella works in a pinch too) 

Toss the shrimp, lime juice, and hot pepper sauce in a bowl and let stand for about 15 minutes.

Position the broiler rack about 8 inches from the source of heat and preheat the broiler. Heat the oil in a large frying pan over medium heat. Add the onions and cook, stirring occasionally, about 5 minutes, until softened. Add the chiles and garlic and cook about 5 minutes more, until tender

Spread in a large, ovenproof serving dish. Drain the shrimp and arrange over the onions. Season with salt and pepper. Pour in the cream sprinkle with the Gruyere

Broil about 5 minutes, or until the shrimp turn opaque and the cheese is golden brown. Serve immediately

My Secret Finally Came Out of the Closet

Do you have a mother like this one?

 My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - "If you're going to  kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!"

 My mother taught me RELIGION - "You better pray that will come out of the  carpet."

 My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL - "If you don't straighten up, I'm  going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

 My mother taught me LOGIC - "Because I said so, that's why."

 My mother taught me FORESIGHT - "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in  case you're in an accident."

 My mother taught me IRONY - "Keep laughing and I'll give you something  to cry about."

 My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS - "Shut your mouth and  eat your supper!"

 My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM - "Will you look at the dirt on  the back of your neck!"

 My mother taught me about STAMINA - "You'll sit there 'til all that  spinach is finished."

 My mother taught me about WEATHER - "It looks as if a tornado swept  through your room."

 My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS - "If I yelled because I  saw a meteor coming toward you; would you listen then?"

 My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY - "If I've told you once, I've told you  a million times - Don't exaggerate!!!"

 My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - "I brought you into this world,  and I can take you out."

 My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION - "Stop acting like your  father!"

 My mother taught me about ENVY - "There are millions of less fortunate  children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

Yep, that's me!!!!  ~Char

Warrant Issued for Lindsay Lohan's Arrest

Lindsay Lohan's week is off to a rough start.

Following a weekend full of reports -- and her own admission -- that she had failed court-mandated drug tests, a California judge has issued a warrant for her arrest, TMZ reports.

The bench warrant is on hold until Friday at 8:30 AM, when Lindsay is ordered to appear in court.

Lohan, 24, could be sentenced to 30 days behind bars for each of the two failed tests.

“I predict she will get at least 30-45 days for the violations,” Santa Monica-based criminal defense attorney Steve Cron told FOX411.com. “Judge Fox is going to want to ensure Lindsay is taking the court system seriously and right now, she just doesn’t seem to get it.”

Lohan tested positive for cocaine and amphetamines, TMZ reports.

Oh for pete's sake...put this girl in jail and get her @ss straightened out already.  ~Char

Swat Team Responds to Scene in Kenosha

Gunshot fired at tactical scene in Kenosha

9/20 2:30 p.m.

A woman with a gun fired a shot this afternoon after an officer knocked on her door in the 3700 block of Washington Road, police said.
Officers were called about 11 a.m. to the area, which has since been closed to traffic, after a report of a 44-year-old woman waving a gun and threatening to kill herself, Sgt. Hugh Rafferty said.
The woman’s son, 20, ran out of the house, apparently unhurt.
Police tried to call the woman, who apparently is alone in the home, but she did not answer. An officer knocked on her door and a gunshot was fired through a window.
No injuries were reported.
The Kenosha County Tactical Response Team was called and remains on scene.
Police have blocked 22nd Avenue from 35th Street to Washington Road.

Roads closed, tactical team on scene in Kenosha

9/20 2:09 p.m.

Traffic is blocked at 22nd Street and Washington Road in Kenosha, where police in tactical gear have taken up positions.
Police could not confirm what time the road closed, but it was observed closed around noon. The Washington Road intersection, as well as the intersection at 22nd Avenue and 35th Street remained closed at 2 p.m.
Authorities would only say that a “police action” led to the road closure.
People at the scene said police had targeted a specific home, but that home was not visible from the closed intersection. One man at the scene said a woman inside a home had a gun. He said the woman was a relative.
No other information was available.

Men and Losing Weight

A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her.
A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me."
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.
This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.

So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,"If I catch you, you are mine!!!"

He lost 63 pounds that week.

Kindle vs Ipad

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I've heard pro's and cons on all of the different readers...what is your opinion?

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